~Little Findings~


Fortune at the Chinese buffet: There is no substitute for good manners, except, maybe fast reflexes.


When someone is impatient and says, “I haven’t got all day,” I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? — George Carlin


W. C. Fields’s line for his tombstone:  All things considered, I’d rather be here than in Philadelphia.


Woody Allen: That’s quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn’t it?

Woman: Yes, it is.

Allen: What does it say to you?

Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.

Allen: What are you doing Saturday night?

Woman: Committing suicide.

Allen: What about Friday night?


There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. — George Carlin


There are only individual egos, crazy for love. — Niccolo Machiavelli


“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – – proverb



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