Archive for the ‘Whatnots’ Category

Jack & Jill Baby Shower

June 16, 2017

 

A friend at work went to a Jack & Jill baby shower at a park. His old drinking buddies were there sitting around looking lost with cans of soda in their hands. He said it felt really weird doing baby shower stuff and drinking sodas with his buddies. Sounds like hell, I said. Oh no it doesn’t, I thought. It sounds like what heaven will be like. No beer for eternity.

 

Philosophy of Abundance!

Philosophy of Abundance!

A Present for Mother’s Day

May 11, 2017

Got an email from Uncle Ezekiel today. Zeke has figured out what to give his wife Jezebella for Mother’s Day. Some good George Dickel Tennessee whisky. No. 12. She don’t drink sipping whisky herself, but Aunt Jezzy tells folks: “When old Zeke falls asleep early and stops badgering me, that’s the sweetest gift I ever get in life.”